Senior Dress Code (40,45, over 50)

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us "Older Folks" (those 40, 45, over 50, Way over 50
or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spot
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short-shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13 Thongs and Depends
And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for "Older Folks"--
14. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist.

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when
shopping.